I’m tired of calling him “D.Rose.” Fact of the matter is, every time I watch the guy slice through the line, twist and contort his body, then spin up what appears to be a wild layup, only to see it fall gently through the net, I end up saying “Derrick Rose, you magnificent bastard.” So, I’m just going to go with that.
Derrick “You Magnificent Bastard” Rose.