February 2012
littlerevelries asked: That guy looks like black Teddy xD
Things are finally looking up,
I havent been this positive and ecstatic in a while.
There's an App For That
collegehumor:
So my girlfriend has got into the habit of giving me oral whenever I get a important phone call in. She thinks it funny as I try to keep a solid tone of voice. Little does she know there is a fake call application that shows name of caller and everything and you can even schedule a time for it to call. Needless to say I have been having fake conversations with a app and get head...
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BREAKING NEWS
Common sense reveals that there is no correlation between self-respect and whether or not you show your tits on the internet or how many people you sleep with.
babe is really too sweet,
She suprised me today by coming over to my house from the valley :)))
she knew i was sick in bed, and dying all weekend and wanted to make my monday nice for me ! Im glad i got to spend quality time with her, and im thankful baby was able to help me end my weekend in the best possible way
captainskeletor:
crystalmeowth:
“i’m not short, i’m funsiz-“
